Ginger Pickup Lines
· I’m not blushing; you are just so hot that my face got sunburned.
· I might not be the best looking guy here, but having normal hair is only a light switch away.
· Do you want to go ahead and plan a date in hell? I have no soul and it has to be a sin to look as good as you, so we are bound to meet up.
· My personality makes up for it, I promise you.
· Your eyes just pierced the place my soul should have been.
· You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power! And technically, I am too. We were made for each other.
· You remind me of a magnet, because you didn’t run to the other side of the club when I entered. Opposites attract, after all.
· Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to help me rub my back down with sunscreen.
· Do you know karate? 'Cause I need to go ahead and book you for February 11th.
· Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good? Cause Coppertone pays me.
· Does my breath smell okay? I just ate a bunch of Sunchips and couldn’t think of anything charming to say to get you to want to make out with me. Do you like Sunchips?
· Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to want you to join my LAN.
· Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off! And I ain’t wearing waterproof sunscreen today.
· Don't you know me from somewhere? That guy from YouTube is my cousin.
· Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. I need that money because the new Need For Speed is coming out.
· You like Twilight? I’m warmer than Jacob.
· “Excuse me miss? You dropped something.” -- When she looks around and asks what she dropped, you answer back “Your standards. Will you please sleep with me?”
· Excuse me, but did you happen to find my sunscreen bottle I left here earlier? Can I borrow $8 for some and get your number to repay you later?
· Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. And I wanted to ease your mind: yes the carpet matches the drapes.
· Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! If you get really drunk tonight, can we go back to my place and play cops and robbers with my action figures?
· Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Either way, I need to reapply.
· Are you one of those models from that Banana Boat commercial?
· Did you put on sunscreen today? (she answers no) Yeah I thought you would look good under-covered.
· I like your lipstick. It reminds me of my mom’s.
· I hope you don’t have a cat. Pussies are usually allergic to me.
· Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend? I’ll pay.
· We got something in common. We are both like pop-tarts. We’re cool because we’re hot.
· Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist? After we sleep with each other, you can have one of me and tell your friends Gingers really do.
· (see girl dancing to R&B) Girl you got enough soul for the both of us.
· SPF? Aloe Vera? Me?
· I'm not drunk, I'm just socially awkward and intoxicated by you.
· If beauty were time, you'd be eternity and I’d be dead soon. Please don’t make me die a virgin.
· Every time I blush, imagine it as a stop light. I just want to check you out for a little longer.
· Your smile makes the morning sun want to shine. If only there was something you could do to make me not want to kill you…
· You look cold. I can warm you up like nobody else.
· You'd better bring that sexiness elsewhere, you'll set the carpet ablaze—and mine is already on fire.
· If I received a dime for every time I saw someone as gorgeous as you, I'd have enough money to want you to sleep with me.
· Be unique and brave, say yes.
Fan Submitted Entries!
· Damn, are you a red hot cheeto? Because you look like a snack. (Submitted by Roman)
· What does Canada Dry Ginger Ale and I have in common? We both give you that real ginger taste. (Submitted by Jonathan)