Winter Is Coming
WARNING: ROLL UP YOUR SLEEVES. IF YOU DO NOT SEE AN ARMY OF FRECKLES, NOW YOU MAY LEAVE THIS PAGE. IF YOU TELL YOURSELF YOU HAVE RED HAIR BUT THE CARPET DOESN'T MATCH THE DRAPES, NOW YOU MAY LEAVE THIS PAGE. IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN 153 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK, NOW YOU MAY LEAVE THIS PAGE. AND LASTLY, IF YOU ARE HERE TO RECON SECRET GINGER INTEL, IN ORDER TO PREVENT THE SURVIVAL AND FLOURISHING OF MY PEOPLE, send me your information (name, age, home address, strength stats/special abilities). A customer Ginger specialist will be paying you a visit shortly to discuss possible fatal accidents. But until then... NOW YOU MAY LEAVE THIS PAGE.
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