Facts About Ginger Death
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Now I'm going to ask you a question that I want you to reflect on for a minute. Have you ever seen a 95 year old ginger? No? Didn't think so. What about 90? 85? 80? You are sure that they exist, but you just have never ran into one. In fact, they do not exist. They are dead.
Tina Louise is the oldest known Ginger, pulling in an impressive late-seventies. She doesn't count for three reasons:
The only thing equivalent I can think to compare a Ginger's lifespan to is an autistic goldfish's memory. I give you 30-35 tops. Yeah, that's soon. But its ok because that is around the average lifespan of humans for most of known history i.e. before pharmaceuticals and doctors and aloe vera. Off subject but I'm also pretty sure most Ginger babies are killed at birth. It's not really a stated or reported statistic but more of an unspoken understanding between the doctors and parents: nobody wants to be seen raising a ginger and doctors don't want to be known as the person to bring the plausible Anti-Christ into the world. Luckily, if the parents have pleasant memories of an old Gingery aunt or if they just want to watch the world burn, some Ginger-spawn remain in perfect health and continue their bumpy path to childhood. Next Page Page 1 2 3 |