SPFg: Survival Plan for Gingers
Winter is Coming
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OK! Now that
we are alone, us Gingers can dwell in these sacred interweb grounds and fully
open up to one another and become the race we were always meant to be. I'm not
talking overweight and friendless. I'm talking about beautiful (on the inside)
and proud.
The Nine Commandments of Gingerdom
Rules of SPFg; 1st Rule: You do not talk about SPFg or its ties with revolutionary Ginger guerrilla armies...7th rule: Our fight will go on as long....
Fellowship of Freckles: The Importance of Gingers Sticking Together
_February
11th starts off much like the other
364 days: wake up from nightmares of the elementary school bully that used to
give you wedgies during P.E. Jump to your feet and look out your window to
acknowledge the beauty the....
Mortal Combat: A Comedy of Tragedy
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Adrenaline is
gushing through your body. You and everyone around hear "thump thump
thump" as your frail little heart is trying it’s damndest to escape the
prison of your chest—abandoning you alone and cold, to conquer the mission at
hand.
Zombie Apocalypse
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Gravity can be tampered with, time could
be altered, space: shrunk. Out of all the laws of physics, only two can be
undeniably and irrevocably agreed upon.
Facts About Ginger Death
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Hello men
and women of Gingerdom. This isn't the typical "how to survive if this
random shit happens to you" article you may be used to. Imagine this as a
commercial. More specifically one of
those commercials you see about some random medication. You watch for long....