Zombie Apocalypse:
Preparation Needed for the Ginger Paradise
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Gravity can be tampered with,
time could be altered, space: shrunk. Out of all the laws of physics, only two
can be undeniably and irrevocably agreed upon.
First Law: 1). We live in an existence of entropy. Define entropy: utter and sheer, unexplainable chaos. No order--nothing close to resembling a perfect, completed puzzle: just an infinite amount of puzzle pieces. Why do bad things happen to good people? Why does no good deed go unpunished? Why is evil so prevalent in our world? All of this is due to entropy. You see, holy goodness means order: it means everything plays a part in the harmonious whole. Evil means breaking that harmony and finding shelter in the broken pieces. Order is possible, but it defies our universe's laws. It can be maintained, but at extraneous amounts of unnatural labor and efforts. Evil is smarter. It uses our laws to excite the ever-present chaos and rides the ethereal roller coaster to permeate all that ever was, is, and forever will be. The second law stems from the first: with evil being the dominant spirit in our existence, it is common understanding between religious astro quantum physicists and God that: Second Law: 2). Zombies are coming. Define zombies: scary-ass, three-fourths-dead, souls-damned-to-hell, scary-ass, flesh-eating cripples. Now to the point: With all the Armageddon prophecies that are near being fulfilled, I have been asked many times by my fellow colleagues "What would happen to Gingers when the Zombie Apocalypse happens." I tell them, this is a great question. Page 1 2 3 4 |