Total Ginger Moves
TGM—Total Ginger Move
GHI – Ginger Hating Individual
NG—Not Ginger
· If you like Gingers: raise your glasses. If you don't: lower your standards. TGM.
· Always choosing blue solo cups because the red ones always provoke Ginger jokes. TGM.
· Some GHI walked up to me at the bar and asked why I had my sunscreen around my neck at one in the morning. I told him to do some effin research on lunar burnage, pig. TGM.
· Goths call us outcasts. Hipsters call us not mainstream. PETA calls us tortured. Feminists call us for advice. Socialists call us shorthanded. Liberals call us ugly. But despite all this, society calls us soul-less. TGM.